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"Don't tell me there ain't no frigging weapons here," said President Bush to a reporter who asked just what the f**** he thought was doing in the Gulf states for the eighth time.
A source in Iraq told intelligence officials that the New York subway system was targeted for attack, and the system went into red alert to prevent any bombings. The same source said that once all the water was emptied out of New Orleans, the place where Saddam Hussein dumped all his WMDs would be exposed.
President Bush made his eighth trip to the Gulf today when the Corps of Engineers said all the water was pumped out, determined to ferret out those WMDs and a megaphone moment.