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Sunday, October 16, 2005


Chickenhawks carry bird flu to humans

Reporters from the Main Stream Media reported today uncovering internal memoranda at the Center for Disease and Mind Control that the agency found a vector which enables bird flu to leap from fowls to foul ones.

Chickenhawks were identified in a study as the creatures that provided a intermediary sanctuary for viruses looking for higher intelligences on which to carry out their designs.

At an impromptu news conference, as he was trying to start a helicopter for his ninth trip to the Gulf states, President Bush was asked about the report. He said, "Cluck."

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