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Reporters from the Main Stream Media reported today uncovering internal memoranda at the Center for Disease and Mind Control that the agency found a vector which enables bird flu to leap from fowls to foul ones.
Chickenhawks were identified in a study as the creatures that provided a intermediary sanctuary for viruses looking for higher intelligences on which to carry out their designs.
At an impromptu news conference, as he was trying to start a helicopter for his ninth trip to the Gulf states, President Bush was asked about the report. He said, "Cluck."